Happy Halloween Jokes from Twitter

I’ve been under the weather today and didn’t get much done. Fortunately, I saw these hilariously BAD jokes on Twitter to make me smile. 

Why was the hipster so tired after he ran into Dracula at the concert? He was Vampire Weakened. 

Why don’t angry witches ride brooms? They are afraid of flying off the handle. 

Why didn’t the skull go to the prom? He had no body to dance with.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends

What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving 


Happy Halloween!


(P.S. We were Boba Fett and a Storm trooper for a Halloween party last night. It was epic!)

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