Today in line at Metropolitan Market, Mr. F exclaimed, “ooo, Cadeaux chocolates!” An older lady in her late 70s turned around in front of us and said, “eating too many of those will make you go…ooomph” as she puffed up her cheeks and held her arms out in a round matter. Mr. F quickly responded, “We just ran 10 miles today, so I don’t feel bad about indulging.” She then proceeded to ask us about what these balled up items were, around the cashier, and when I told her they were reusable bags, she replied in a deadpan manner, “I’m a BAG!”
Wow, you should have seen us crack up after she walked away. I’m still laughing a half hour later.
Needless to say, we didn’t buy the chocolates because an old lady in line told us they make you fat.